2006-07-31 [Wendy]: Yaaaaaaay! Glad ya liked it! XD

2006-07-31 [W!ld KAT]: whee!!

2006-08-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wooo!

2006-08-01 [W!ld KAT]: rawr!

2006-08-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: meow!

2006-08-01 [Love like Winter.]: Boo?

2006-08-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: woof

2006-08-01 [W!ld KAT]: ahhh!!! *hides*

2006-08-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *sigh* i meant meow!

2006-08-01 [W!ld KAT]: kitty?

2006-08-01 [Wendy]: HIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

2006-08-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wendy

2006-08-01 [Wendy]:

2006-08-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wow, that sounds familiar...

2006-08-01 [Wendy]: *is updating her profile*

2006-08-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *is sleeping*

2006-08-01 [W!ld KAT]: *pets the kitty*

2006-08-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs in sleep*

2006-08-02 [W!ld KAT]: awww

2006-08-02 [Kaze]: *is John!*

2006-08-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *is James, aka, Jack's Cat*

2006-08-03 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! *pets my kitty* mine!!!

2006-08-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs* meow

2006-08-03 [W!ld KAT]: lol so how is everyone feeling today?

2006-08-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: HIGH!

2006-08-03 [Kaze]: Nacho.

2006-08-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Burritos.

2006-08-03 [Kaze]: Stop feeling burritos!

2006-08-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Im sorry! the meat filled goodness is just too tasty

2006-08-04 [W!ld KAT]: kitty! you know burritos give you gas!!!

2006-08-04 [Wendy]: So does broccoli.

2006-08-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, didnt need ta know that one

2006-08-04 [Kaze]: Heh, I'm adding that reason to the list of why I don't like broccoli.

2006-08-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: as does soy milk, it gives perhaps the worst gas known to man... anyone got some soy milk?

2006-08-04 [Kaze]: o__o And now I'm adding that to my list of things TO drink when mad at the world.

2006-08-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: oh, and eat a SHITLOAD of peanuts. trust me on this one...

2006-08-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, yall are gross

2006-08-04 [Kaze]: Soymilk and peanuts.. *scribbles* man, why couldn't I of met you about 2 years ago.

2006-08-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i dont know...

2006-08-06 [W!ld KAT]: rawr

2006-08-16 [itweetinHEELS]: hello !

2006-08-16 [W!ld KAT]: hi hi!!!

2006-08-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hi!!!

2006-08-17 [W!ld KAT]: haalllooooooooo!!

2006-08-17 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hiiiiiii

2006-08-18 [W!ld KAT]: whee!!

2006-08-18 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: whoo!!

2006-08-18 [W!ld KAT]: rawr!!!

2006-08-18 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: rawrness yo

2006-08-18 [W!ld KAT]: wicked awesome

2006-08-18 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeep

2006-08-19 [W!ld KAT]: woot woot

2006-08-19 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes! woot

2006-08-20 [W!ld KAT]: woot rawr!!

2006-08-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods*

2006-08-21 [W!ld KAT]: totally

2006-08-21 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes! totally...

2006-08-21 [W!ld KAT]: uh-huh!!

2006-08-22 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods*

2006-08-22 [Wendy]: Watch the movie Goodfellas. 'Tis sexcellent.

2006-08-22 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes! i have it!

2006-08-23 [Wendy]: "I'm funny? What is so funny about me, huh?"
"You're just...Funny." *chuckles nervousy*
"Is it my voice? Huh!? What's so fuckin' funny?"
"You're just funny. It's the way you tell the story."

2006-08-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *giggles* 'what kind of funny do you think I am? Am I, Bobo the clown funny, am I george carlin funny? Am, am I rosanne funny?! what kind of funny do you think I am?!"
"Rosanne funny"
"oh, really? Wow..."

2006-08-23 [Wendy]: YESH!!!!!!

2006-08-23 [Frosty French Fry]: so just in case anyone cares....lol...I moved to Ohio.....just a random factoid for yall

2006-08-24 [W!ld KAT]: awesome

2006-08-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: hey everybody! guess whos back?

2006-08-24 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! we missed you!!

2006-08-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Well who wouldnt miss a fabulous s.o.b like me?

2006-08-24 [W!ld KAT]: they'd hafta be crazy not to

2006-08-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: lmao, damned straight!

2006-08-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wait, you left?

2006-08-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: for a while, been a busy summer and i havent been on as much as i would like

2006-08-24 [Wendy]: I'm back to working on Wendy's Dolls.

2006-08-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: cool

2006-08-24 [W!ld KAT]: yay!!! wendy's back!!!!

2006-08-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: neato cheeto!

2006-08-24 [W!ld KAT]: whee! lolz

2006-08-24 [Wendy]: V is the mafia. Chuck Norris will kill us all, though. No messies wit him, yah?

2006-08-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: whats with chuck norris jokes!?

2006-08-25 [W!ld KAT]: no messies with him ya!!

2006-08-25 [Wendy]: Chuck Norris was a martial artist turned actor. Look him up on wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.

He is redheaded, ripped, and charming and personable. A good actor that is useful in many films for his charm, charisma, and badass martial arts skills.

Because of this, he has been idolized to the extreme and fans have come up with ways of describing his badassness. Like saying that "Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris can walk through land."

2006-08-25 [Voice of the Voiceless]: I'll bring Bruce Lee back to life on his ass XD joking

2006-08-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: lol

2006-08-25 [Voice of the Voiceless]: lmao Anton would woop that guys ass also, I mean anton is a powerful mage *bows anton showing respect* XD

2006-08-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: smartass

2006-08-28 [W!ld KAT]: goobers

2006-09-03 [Monkey Boy]: Nice to see the wiki is sort of alive =) Thank you all!

2006-09-03 [Wendy]: NOTE:

"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."

Spread the word! You may save lives!

(That is all. Thank you. I know it is random and deep.)

2006-09-04 [W!ld KAT]: *kisses everyone on the cheek*

2006-09-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *tackles Jack and licks*

2006-09-04 [W!ld KAT]: hi kitty!!!

2006-09-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: meow!!

2006-09-05 [W!ld KAT]: what's up kitten?

2006-09-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: eh, meow

2006-09-06 [W!ld KAT]: sounds fun

2006-09-06 [Wendy]: *tackle glomps all*

2006-09-06 [Monkey Boy]: I wish we could get the mafia to live again, any takers on how to do so?

2006-09-06 [Wendy]: Alrighty! Let's RP!

Naaaah...Unless you want to.

We need a mission. A grand mission.

2006-09-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i know! we must take on...The Russian Mafia!!!

*looks around* damnit! the italians already did that...

2006-09-06 [Monkey Boy]: Come on people! Reality!

2006-09-06 [Kaze]: Two words... "Bake Sale"

2006-09-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: this is reality, the Russians got their asses kicked by the italians, it's a historical fact in the crime world. Russians would win in a full scale war

2006-09-07 [W!ld KAT]: so lets kick the italians asses!!

2006-09-07 [The Fantastic Elk]: wow...long time no talk...been awhile ><

2006-09-07 [fazz]: can i become a member now

2006-09-07 [Kaze]: Not unless you buy some fund raising cookies.

2006-09-07 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: and Jack, we cant kick the Italian's asses, not without help from their natural enemies, and since that means the French, we're screwed

2006-09-07 [Wendy]: Yes, [fazz]. Buy fuckloads of cookies and you can join. Well, no. Even that won't help.

2006-09-07 [Wendy]: I am part French and so is Michael. So is Gwen AKA [horny angel babe 69]. She is from France but moved to Denmark.

2006-09-08 [W!ld KAT]: so we're not totally fucked!! hoorah!!

2006-09-08 [Wendy]: Agreed. So...

Just fight [The Waco Kid] and [horny angel babe 69] cuz they are French. I am part of the Mafia. You can't hurt me. Hurt them. Tell them that I okayed their assassinations so they don't freak out and report you for random harassment.

I suggest tacklefucking Gwen and defeating "Mykal" at a battle of wits.

Thatta send them crying.

HOP TO IT!

That is your mission!

2006-09-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: but, I'm french too, a quarter in total, and I cannot fight my own kind, it goes against our ways...

2006-09-08 [Kaze]: S'alright.. I'm American. My fore-fathers were kicked out of every other decent country in the world, so we decided to start a club.

2006-09-08 [W!ld KAT]: fuck yes! lolz, hey! am i allowed to assassinate mykal?

2006-09-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: he's also Irish, which means I am to assist other Irishmen whenever needed

2006-09-09 [Kaze]: What if the French were fighting the Irish..?

2006-09-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: that's historically impossible

2006-09-09 [Kaze]: ... that is why the keyword of that sentence is "if".

2006-09-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: no, there is no 'if'. Hypothetically speaking, Ireland and France would have no reason to go to war with one another, the IRA is fighting against the English, but that's the extent

2006-09-09 [Kaze]: <.<;;; So much for making a joke. Yeesh. If you wanted to take it seriously, then nobody really has any reason to war with one another, if people would get over themselves and learn to compromise. But that's just not funny.

2006-09-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: no, im speaking historically, and historically speaking a lot of countries have reason to go to war, none with the US in particular. We're at war with Iraq because of the U.S.S.R., then Korea, the Nam, and finally Kuwait in the early 90's.

2006-09-09 [Kaze]: The U.S.S.R dissolved decades ago, Oh screw it.  It was a joke.  Sorry for not having it make sense.  Get a sense of humor.

2006-09-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: oh, i have a sense of humor, but my jokes involve some substance

2006-09-09 [Wendy]: Michael is Irish, French, Spanish, and Mexican. I am Irish, English, Polish, and French.

2006-09-10 [W!ld KAT]: aahhhhhh!!!! i'm german, so i'll kill them all!! whee!!!

2006-09-10 [Wendy]: I have a friend that is nearly full German. Hmmmm...I KNOW! Let's find a race that neither of us are!

Is anyone black or Asian? I don't think we have blacks or Asians in the Mafia for some reason...

2006-09-10 [W!ld KAT]: nope, i dont think so!

2006-09-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hmmm, i think it might be a racist wiki...

2006-09-10 [Wendy]: LOL! I was kidding! Goodness, you guys!

2006-09-10 [Wendy]: Hmmm...I say we should get [Chuck Norris] to join the Mafia...

2006-09-11 [W!ld KAT]: totally!

2006-09-11 [Wendy]: Have you seen his profile? I am totally psyched! We should ask [Chuck Norris] to join the Mafia!

2006-09-11 [W!ld KAT]: rawrness

2006-09-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *tackles* JACK!

2006-09-11 [W!ld KAT]: whee!!

2006-09-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: whoo!!

2006-09-11 [Wendy]: [Chuck Norris] can count to infinity.

2006-09-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: twice

2006-09-11 [Wendy]: Babies cry after birth because they know that they have been born into a world with [Chuck Norris].

2006-09-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: [Chuck Norris] arnold scwartzeneger and vin diesel got to Heaven and god asked who deserves to sit next to him, arnold said, 'i do because I'm a governer', vin said, 'i do because im catholic. [Chuck Norris] said, 'you're in my seat'

2006-09-11 [Chuck Norris]: I have recieved word that my skills may be needed? I will place a resume on my profile about all of my training. For now, I just have my filmography. If I were to join, I would have to be a super secret weapon to be used in the most dire of circumstances.

2006-09-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: are you kidding? I heard you laid down, got an erection, and struck oil.  that's impressive

2006-09-11 [Wendy]: LOL! Oh my gosh!

2006-09-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: well, as legal advisor, you can get away with anything.

2006-09-11 [Chuck Norris]: I have accomplished many feats in my life, yes.

2006-09-11 [Chuck Norris]: You are my legal advisor now?

2006-09-12 [Wendy]: I heard that you can divide by zero.

2006-09-12 [W!ld KAT]: lol, yes, if you join, le dieu will be your advisor

2006-09-12 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: please, please, calling me 'the god' in front of [Chuck Norris] is, it's just improper. 

2006-09-13 [Chuck Norris]: Alright, Advisor. Tell me this: What kind of position should I apply for at the mafia? It needs to sound "cool". Something about me being a secret weapon that is only used in the most dire of circumstances.

2006-09-13 [W!ld KAT]: how bout a weapon's expert? he's an expert in using his body

2006-09-13 [Wendy]: Hmmmm... He is more than a weapon's expert. He is like, a nuklear warhead. OH! Michael sez "Omniweapon"! Like, omnipotent. SHWEEET!

2006-09-13 [Wendy]: [Lust], The Don hasn't been on for 83 days. I'm worried...

2006-09-13 [Eyes of the Reaper]: She ended her relation with me just before she left... and she hasn't been on Fake either, so it's not just an anti-elfpack thing...

2006-09-13 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: well, mister Norris, I strongly suggest you put in for 'mafia WMD'

2006-09-13 [Wendy]: Wait... "anti"? Is she pissed about the ppl running these sites or what? And what is "Mafia WMD"?

2006-09-13 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Mafia Weapon of Mass Destruction

2006-09-13 [Wendy]: LOL! That sounds just like [Chuck Norris]!

2006-09-13 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...that's why i suggested it

2006-09-13 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I'm not sure. I tried to ask but she never responded... I don't know why she ended the relation either... O.o' It's confusing to me...

2006-09-13 [Wendy]: Maybe you two didn't talk much?

2006-09-13 [Eyes of the Reaper]: We talked whenever we were both on... we got close enough to call each other sisters... I'm pretty sure we talked enough... v.v *shrugs* I still think we need to elect a new Don...

2006-09-13 [W!ld KAT]: she got tired of all the drama shit and decided she didnt wanna put up with it anymore,....i talked to her on yahoo the other day....

2006-09-13 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Really? Tell her 'hi!' from the Mafia!

2006-09-14 [W!ld KAT]: oky doky!

2006-09-14 [Chuck Norris]: I am here to apply for the position of "Mafia Weapon of Mass Destruction".

2006-09-14 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: I think they'll accept the application. Well, if the Don was here.

2006-09-14 [Chuck Norris]: I would be a suave weapon of mass destruction...

2006-09-14 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes, yes you would

2006-09-14 [Wendy]: That's awesome.

2006-09-15 [W!ld KAT]: shibby,....

2006-09-15 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *twitch* shibby's my word...

2006-09-15 [Prince Of The Morning]: ...you think i could become the head mafia goon?

2006-09-15 [W!ld KAT]: kitty,...you know i say shibby,....

2006-09-16 [Wendy]: I have never seen you post and by Head Mafia Goon, do you mean "Fool"? Surely you don't mean Don. Someone like [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] is more suited.

2006-09-16 [W!ld KAT]: lol

2006-09-16 [Prince Of The Morning]: no no not don
if you look in the list of Available Positions there is a head goon

2006-09-17 [W!ld KAT]: do you know what a goon is?

2006-09-17 [Prince Of The Morning]: A thug hired to intimidate or harm opponents
in other words a soldier or enforcer

2006-09-18 [W!ld KAT]: good,...now all you hafta do is figure out how to get a hold of [Lust] to become said enforcer,.....good luck,...

2006-09-18 [Prince Of The Morning]: ...ok

2006-09-18 [W!ld KAT]: rawr

2006-09-18 [Prince Of The Morning]: haha

2006-09-19 [W!ld KAT]: soooo, what's kickin yall?

2006-09-19 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: eh, nothen, just worken at Wendys...not right now though...

2006-09-19 [W!ld KAT]: lol, sounds fun

2006-09-19 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: very...

2006-09-20 [W!ld KAT]: rawrness

2006-09-25 [Chuck Norris]: I just updated my profile a bit. I put a history section of Chuck Norris Facts and a link to a good biography that someone wrote.

2006-09-25 [W!ld KAT]: beautiful

2006-09-30 [Wendy]: I'm really wondering about the Don. I would elect teh kitty, [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] to be the new Don, should there be need.

2006-09-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I'm pretty sure [Lust] isn't coming back... Maybe, however, we could elect a 'vice'-don... to take her place until if/when she returns... (I'd vote for Tut/King as well.)

2006-09-30 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! kitty for vice don!!!!!

2006-09-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: whoa! whoa! Hey, I'm no Italian, I'm just a simple Irish political advisor

2006-09-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: So? I'm pretty sure we have a fair mix of people. I'm not going on your nationallity or lineage. I'm basing it off of ability.

2006-09-30 [Wendy]: I say [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] because he is an all-around leader already. No one here hates him. We all trust him. He is really knowlegeable. Etc. Best of all, he is always here!

2006-09-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod* See! XP No arguing, Tut! We love you! *worships*

2006-09-30 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! *snuggles the kitty* you're great! you'll be fine!

2006-09-30 [Wendy]: Mmhm! Mmhm! *nods*